{"product_id":"stupidity-deserves-to-be-punished-fall-seven-rise-eight-can-cooler-funny-martial-arts-koozie-dual-sided-sarcastic-beer-sleeve","title":"Stupidity Deserves To Be Punished + Fall Seven Rise Eight Koozie","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eTwo sides. One story.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFront gets the joke: \"Stupidity Deserves To Be Punished,\" rendered in heavy brush-style lettering with a stick figure flat on his back, seeing stars. Back gets the comeback: \"Fall Seven. Rise Eight.\" with the same character — back on his feet, fist raised, eyes forward.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eA can cooler that tells a whole philosophy in the time it takes to crack open a cold one. Front says you've earned the laugh. Back says you've earned the second round. Built for backyard hangs, dive bar nights, training-day cooldowns, and anywhere a drink and a smirk belong together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eLightweight, edge-to-edge printed white polyester with a soft black foam interior that grips both regular and slim cans while keeping hands cool and drinks cold. Folds flat for the cooler, the gym bag, the road-trip glovebox.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDurable 100% polyester exterior for vibrant, long-lasting print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSoft 100% foam liner for grip and light insulation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eEdge-to-edge print on both sides\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eAvailable in Regular (3.5\" x 4.3\") and Slim (3.5\" x 6\") sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eLightweight construction, folds flat for easy transport\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWipe clean with a damp cloth\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eAir dry or pat with a soft, non-abrasive cloth\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDo not machine wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGift it to:\u003c\/strong\u003e the friend who has earned both sides of the joke, the training partner who jokes through the soreness, the dad whose entire coaching philosophy is \"shake it off,\" and the buddy you've watched fall down and get back up more times than either of you can count.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFREE SHIPPIN to the U.S. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eRegular Can\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e4.30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eDiameter, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e3.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Regular Can","offer_id":50250213195969,"sku":"19903320771848123623","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2960\/3280\/files\/11555447457993753966_2048.jpg?v=1779303145","url":"https:\/\/ilovekempo.com\/products\/stupidity-deserves-to-be-punished-fall-seven-rise-eight-can-cooler-funny-martial-arts-koozie-dual-sided-sarcastic-beer-sleeve","provider":"ilovekempo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}